Friday, August 29, 2014

Nazi Sharks! Release Date and Poster

Nazi Sharks! now has an official release date and hopes for a release second date--please return its calls. And that date could only be October 31st, birthdate of Deuce Bigalow star, Rob Schneider! May also be Halloween. 

Moreover, we now have the first officially official Nazi Sharks! official poster! Enjoy.

Friday, August 22, 2014

Coming Soon, Nazi Sharks!

Nazi Sharks! has had a long journey and it still has some way to go. The destination? Your brain! How and when shall it get there? And why aren't you trying to stop it? And whose socks am I wearing? I didn't know they still made A.L.F. socks.

Please bookmark this site for continuing updates about Nazi Sharks!, a riveting novella of evil Teutonic sharks, busty bikini bimbos, shark-worshiping serial killers, did I mention busty bimbos?, and, of course, Kevin Costner.

Release date sometime in Fall 2014.